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City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
11549
01:26
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Celebrate China!
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
11549
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
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Blankets Covered in SARS
Season 7
Red Man's Greed
The Native Americans have suffered a setback, but Chief Runs With Premise has a plan. He will give them blankets covered in SARS.
4002
01:22
Casino
Epidemic
Three Feathers
Native American
Chief Runs With Premise
Spirit Of The Wind
SARS
Chinese People
Round Eyes
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The Chinese Mafia
Season 9
Wing
The Chinese Mafia shows up at City Wok and demands that Tuong Lu Kim pay them owed money. They threaten him and claim his wife as property until the debt is paid.
2165
01:58
City Wok
Mr. Tuong Lu Kim
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Wing
Chinese Mafia
Los Angeles
massage parlor
Alabama
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Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
Season 7
It's Christmas in Canada
Kyle calls the number for City Airlines to make a reservation to Canada. He reaches City Wokand learns they are one in the same.
2446
01:19
City Wok
Tuong Lu Kim
Kyle
Canada
Christmas
Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
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Democracy or Fascism
Season 3
Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual Harassment Panda feels unwanted. Kyle's dad gives Kyle a lecture on the nature of democracy.
1391
01:37
Kyle
Sexual Harassment Panda
Bar
Kyle's dad
Island of Misfit Mascots
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Unintentional Robbery
Season 7
Krazy Kripples
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
1683
01:03
Jimmy
Timmy
Crips
City Wok
Robbery
Tuong Lu Kim
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Ike's TV Time
Season 6
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys relocate to Kyle's house just in time to watch Russell Crowe assault the Chinese. They are kicked off the TV so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."
1801
02:10
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Cartman
Ike
Russell Crowe
Fightin' Round the World
Tugger
China
Kyle's dad
McNeil Lehrer Report
Television
Tiananmen Square
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
4759
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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Wing Sings For The Awesome Talent Agency
Season 9
Wing
As the boys are mourning the loss of Token, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim shows up asking them to represent his singing wife, Wing.
1729
01:50
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Wing
Super Awesome Talent Agency
City Wok Guy
Tuong Lu Kim
Dancing Queen
Abba
American Idol
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Project X
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode II
The boys are questioned at the Pentagon about Imaginationland. It is here they learn about Project X.
3346
01:23
Pentagon
General
Stan
Kyle
Balloon Ride
CIA
Chinese government
1962
soviets
Super Secret
us government
project x
Cold War
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The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
4513
02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
Strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
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Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
2895
01:55
Tweek's Parents
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
4759
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
731
01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
Strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
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Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
1145
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
543
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Movie
Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
Paralyzed
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Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
708
00:49
the mayor
randy marsh
Uncle jimbo
Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
Abductors
Wall
kyle's mom
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City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
11549
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
add to playlist
Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
797
01:45
Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
Location
Mongolians
Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
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In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
416
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Ball Game
Pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
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Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
1312
01:08
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
Baseball
Mongolian Eradicator
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Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
718
00:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
stupid Jew
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So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
1089
01:16
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
City Wall
Wall
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Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
510
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
Dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
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Winegum
SOOO FUNNY (and I'm FIRST HAHA)
"Goddammit every time us chinese put up a wall damn mongolians have to put it down"
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Deity Fate
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
"Mongolians knock down my sh*tty wall"
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huntermike14
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
lol he is one of my favorite characters
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City Wok Guy's Great Wall
shity wok
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damn mongolians knock down the f****ing wall bitch!!
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Child Abduction is Not Funny
07.24.02
The parents of South Park will do anything to protect their children from kidnappers. They hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok, Mr. Twang, to build a Great Wall around the city. They equip their children with Kid Trackers and even follow them to school. Just as Mr. Twang is almost finished with the wall, Mongolians arrive to try and break through. When a study reveals that nine out of ten abduction cases are committed by the mother or the father, the parents send their kids out on their own so
The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
4513
02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
Strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
add to playlist
Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
2895
01:55
Tweek's Parents
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
add to playlist
I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
4759
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
add to playlist
No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
731
01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
Strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
add to playlist
Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
1145
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
add to playlist
I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
543
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Movie
Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
Paralyzed
add to playlist
Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
708
00:49
the mayor
randy marsh
Uncle jimbo
Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
Abductors
Wall
kyle's mom
add to playlist
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
11549
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
add to playlist
Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
797
01:45
Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
Location
Mongolians
Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
add to playlist
In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
416
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Ball Game
Pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
add to playlist
Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
1312
01:08
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
Baseball
Mongolian Eradicator
add to playlist
Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
718
00:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
stupid Jew
add to playlist
So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
1089
01:16
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
City Wall
Wall
add to playlist
Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
510
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
Dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
add to playlist