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Let's Take Topeka

Season 3

The Red Badge of Gayness

At the after party, Cartman riles the crowd up to move forward and take Topeka.

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  1. The Red Badge of Gayness 11.24.99 The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle. Cartman has visions of glory as he suits up for the Confederacy and leads the drunken rebels to defeat the Northerners, just so he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.
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    Band Practice

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
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    General Cartman Lee

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    Cartman shows up as General Lee for the reenactment, pissing off the other boys. They make a bet that if the South wins, the boys have to be Cartman's slave, and vice versa.
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    The Reenactment

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    The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
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    For the Confederacy

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    After being reprimanded for stealing the bell, Cartman stands up for his beliefs. He talks his side into changing the rules and actually win the battle.
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    The South Wins

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    The battle is redone, but this time, the Confederates take charge and wins.
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    Let's Take Topeka

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness
    At the after party, Cartman riles the crowd up to move forward and take Topeka.
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    Victory in Topeka

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    A drunken group of Confederates march to Topeka, Kansas and conquer it.
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    Fighting On

    Season 3
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    Stan and Kyle wait at the bus stop for their dads to get back from battle. Butters shows up with a letter from Cartman saying they will not sleep until they win the war.
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    The National Guard

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    The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.
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    Stan's Plan

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    Stan's plan is to get rid of all the schnapps, causing the Confederates to give up and go home.
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    A Refueled Confederacy

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    Just as the Confederates are ready to head back, Cartman calls in another load of schnapps. They get drunk again and decide to keep fighting.
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    South Carolina Joins the Battle

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    The Confederates get stopped by the National Guard in South Carolina. A huge mob of locals join them in battle, and they take Fort Sumter.
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    The Confederate Demands

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    The Confederates get to D.C. and demand the Confederacy be declared its own nation. Clinton and Gore agree to speak with them.
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    The War is Won

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    Stan and Kyle play along with the reenactment in order to stop the Confederates. Cartman realizes that slavery has been abolished, so he's off the hook.
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