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Make His Stuff Come Out

Season 5

Proper Condom Use

Stan's parents ground him for ten months for beating off the dog, but they can't tell him why.

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  1. Proper Condom Use 08.01.01 Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle are taking Sex Ed! In the time-honored tradition, the boys are separated from the girls and schooled in the mysteries of sex by none other than Mr. Mackey. Ms. Choksondik is responsible for the girls' education in the womanly arts and Mr. Garrison teaches the kindergarten class proper condom use.
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    Red Rocket

    Season 5
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    Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog.
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    Mom, Dad, You Got To See This

    Season 5
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    Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.
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    Make His Stuff Come Out

    Season 5
    Proper Condom Use
    Stan's parents ground him for ten months for beating off the dog, but they can't tell him why.
    1428 00:51 add to playlist
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    Sex Education

    Season 5
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    The parents want sex education for their young children. No one listens to Chef.
    2772 01:01 add to playlist
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    The Man Takes His Penis ?

    Season 5
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    Mr. Mackey delivers the boys their first sexual education class. Everyone laughs.
    1890 01:10 add to playlist
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    STD Slides

    Season 5
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    Ms. Choksondik scares the living daylights out of the girls during their first sexual education class by showing STD slides.
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    We Don't Want Your Aids

    Season 5
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    The girls are terrified of the boys because they don't have condoms.
    1277 01:13 add to playlist
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    Gladiators for Kids

    Season 5
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    The boys rush to a nearby pharmacy to buy condoms. They don't get any straight answers about what's going on from any adults.
    802 00:53 add to playlist
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    That Guy With The Really Big Head

    Season 5
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    Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.
    10139 01:53 add to playlist
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    A Little Donut

    Season 5
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    Butters is chosen to try on a condom. Cartman looks at Butters' penis.
    1360 01:03 add to playlist
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    No Choice

    Season 5
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    The South Park pharmacist assumes the increase in condom sales means an increase in underage sex. The school assumes it means they need to start educating sooner.
    1171 00:43 add to playlist
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    Deep Throat

    Season 5
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    Mr. Garrison provides South Park Elementary's kindergarten class with some information about sex.
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    Afterbirth

    Season 5
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    Ms. Choksondik shows the girls a bit of video about childbirth.
    853 01:02 add to playlist
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    AIDS

    Season 5
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    Mr. Mackey knows more about sex. The Boys learn tat the girls have AIDs.
    1215 01:08 add to playlist
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    The Filthy Sanchez

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    Mr. Garrison gives the kindergartners a pop quiz on all the sexual positions he's taught them.
    1333 00:30 add to playlist
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    Just Walk Away

    Season 5
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    The boys of South Park are looking for the girls of South Park. The girls have built a fortress to keep them out and the boys have to penetrate it.
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    Do You Touch Yourself?

    Season 5
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    Mr. Mackey goes to Ms. Choksondik's house to plan another lesson. The end up having sex.
    9534 02:20