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Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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Men gather to discuss their destructive behavior.
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Preview - A Suggestive Picture
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Scientists visit Mr Garrison's Class to do some tests.
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All The Temptations
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People Call Me Ginger
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The Dolphin Encounter
Season 13
Whale Whores
The Japanese terrorize aquariums and sea parks across the country.
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Season 13
Dances With Smurfs
In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.
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There's A Wetness Coming From My Pants
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Dead Celebrities
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.
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The Wrestling Coach proves in the end that he's the best wrestler of all.
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Season 13
The F Word
The bikers want to prove their toughness, and Biker Butters joins their cause.
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01:27
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Poker Face
Season 13
Whale Whores
The Sea Shepherd's new captain takes Whale Wars to the next level.
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Hand Me That Evidence Bag
Season 13
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Sergeant Yates performs some undercover work on an entire frat house.
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No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
3013
01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
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Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
7616
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
2810
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
movie
Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
paralyzed
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The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
6185
02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
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Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
9171
00:49
the mayor
randy marsh
Uncle jimbo
Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
Abductors
Wall
kyle's mom
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City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
100433
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
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Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
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Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
2214
01:45
Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
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Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
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In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
1139
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
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Ball Game
pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
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Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
13877
01:08
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Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
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Mongolian Eradicator
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Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
1961
00:51
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Kyle
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So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
8763
01:16
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Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
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Wall
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Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
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Tweek's Parents
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Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
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Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
2121
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
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Mr. Twang
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SouthParkVictoria
Bang you're Dead Tweek
Poor Tweek. He's soo cute. ^_^
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xTweekersx
Bang You're Dead
Poor Tweek always having to deal with shit like that xD
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EricCartman4real
lol
lol poor tweak he's always tripping
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CraigxTweek_XD
Gyah, "BANG?!"
That's so cruel! Gah, mean Mr Tweak.
Though I would have said the same thing..
Everyone else is saying this, but I might as well too: Poor Tweek.
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rock-princess_1997
tweek is hot
tweek is soooo hot and awsome
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Child Abduction is Not Funny
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The parents of South Park will do anything to protect their children from kidnappers. They hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok, Mr. Twang, to build a Great Wall around the city. They equip their children with Kid Trackers and even follow them to school. Just as Mr. Twang is almost finished with the wall, Mongolians arrive to try and break through. When a study reveals that nine out of ten abduction cases are committed by the mother or the father, the parents send their kids out on their own so
No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
3013
01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
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strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
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Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
7616
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
2810
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
movie
Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
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The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
6185
02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
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Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
9171
00:49
the mayor
randy marsh
Uncle jimbo
Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
Abductors
Wall
kyle's mom
add to playlist
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
100434
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
add to playlist
Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
2214
01:45
Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
Location
Mongolians
Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
add to playlist
In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
1139
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
parents
Ball Game
pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
add to playlist
Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
13877
01:08
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
baseball
Mongolian Eradicator
add to playlist
Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
1961
00:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
stupid Jew
add to playlist
So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
8763
01:16
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
City Wall
Wall
add to playlist
Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
3628
01:55
Tweek's Parents
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
add to playlist
Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
2121
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
add to playlist
I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
8826
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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