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    1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

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      Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
      Original Air Date: 08.13.97

      While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.

    2. Weight Gain 4000

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      Weight Gain 4000
      Original Air Date: 08.20.97

      When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart, Kathie Lee Gifford, comes to South Park to present the award.

    3. Volcano

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      Volcano
      Original Air Date: 08.27.97

      A weekend trip to experience the finer points of camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano.

    4. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

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      Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
      Original Air Date: 09.03.97

      When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.

    5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

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      An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
      Original Air Date: 09.10.97

      Kyle's mom won't let him keep his new pet, an elephant because it's so huge. So the boys turn turn to the Dr. Mephesto to genetically engineer a smaller elephant.

    6. Death

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      Death
      Original Air Date: 09.17.97

      Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide. Meanwhile, Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show, "Terrance and Phillip."

    7. Pinkeye

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      Pinkeye
      Original Air Date: 10.29.97

      A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys night of Trick-or-Treating.

    8. Starvin' Marvin

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      Starvin' Marvin
      Original Air Date: 11.19.97

      Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers.

    9. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

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      Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
      Original Air Date: 12.17.97

      While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle checks himself into the South Park mental asylum.

    10. Damien

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      Damien
      Original Air Date: 02.04.98

      After being shunned by the others kids, Damien, the Son of Satan, calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate Pay-Per-View Boxing Match between good and evil.

    11. Tom's Rhinoplasty

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      Tom's Rhinoplasty
      Original Air Date: 02.11.98

      While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.

    12. Mecha-Streisand

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      Mecha-Streisand
      Original Air Date: 02.18.98

      The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world.

    13. Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

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      Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
      Original Air Date: 02.25.98

      Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.

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    Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
    Original Air Date: 08.13.97

    While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.

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  2. nall *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality. reply
  3. Pletty Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe lol... that episode is so funny reply
  4. sabresandbills07 Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Ah the good ol' Days. Great episode. Probably the best episode because it was the first full length episode. So Funny, BRAVO! reply
  5. EdgeXGTR Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Classic Episode. I just wish that these ones could be uncensored like the current ones. I would love to finally be able to hear what Kyle is actually yelling during that rant at the aliens.

    But either way, its awesome!     reply
  6. BRMBug Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Yeah, people have asked M&T about that, and neither one can remember what was said. reply
  7. billysands Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe doesnt get any better than this! reply
  8. german Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe .cghmj reply
  9. stoney187inc Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe This is prolly one of the best original epeisodes reply
  10. duremar Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe I like this episode. reply
  11. jewish pride Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Hey, you scrawny eyed shithead, what the fuck is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of fucking asshole to be able to ignore a crying child!
    You know what you assholes like! You like to ********** and ********* and ********* and ******* and ******* and ********!

    'nuf said     reply
  12. spokojasne Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe "- Please, can i be excused from class?
    - I dont know Kyle, did you asked Mr Hat?
    - I dont wanna ask Mr Hat, i am asking you!
    - oh, i think you should ask Mr Hat...
    - Mr Hat, may I please be excused from class?
    - well Kyle... NO!
    YOU HEAR ME?
    YOU GO TO HELL!
    YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"

    hilarious     reply
  13. Mister Garath Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe It was one of thier first and easily one of thier best! reply
  14. Ampullano52 Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe where can i see the 26 minute one? reply
  15. speedm0177 Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe where can i see the 26 minute one?

    i dont think u can maybe u can google search it and then maybe u could download it or if ur lucky buffering i downloaded the spirirt of christmas at limewire and its awsoeme goog luck     reply
  16. butters kenny Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe where can i see the 26 minute one?


    The episode is 26 minutes..     reply
  17. GayFish2009 Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Is this the first episode of south park? reply
  18. Big-Will Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Yes. Yes it is. reply
  19. funnyguy Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe hahahaha lolz wat kind of fat kid oh im srry big boned kid farts fire : reply
  20. Anonymous Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe hahahaha lolz wat kind of fat kid oh im srry big boned kid farts fire :
    A Cartman     reply
  21. scarface100 Re: *101* Cartman Gets an Anal Probe lol look at tha ways dey stare at cartman wen he sings
    RIP chef, this iz my favorite chef song "im gonna make luv 2 ya woman, gonna lay ya down by tha fiya" lolz     reply