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    1. Freak Strike

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      Freak Strike
      Original Air Date: 03.06.02

      When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough.

    2. Jared Has Aides

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      Jared Has Aides
      Original Air Date: 03.13.02

      As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.

    3. Asspen

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      Asspen
      Original Air Date: 03.20.02

      While the adults are trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain.

    4. The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

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      The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
      Original Air Date: 03.27.02

      All the kids in South Park are glued to the TV, wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.

    5. Fun with Veal

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      Fun with Veal
      Original Air Date: 04.03.02

      Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is, in fact, the meat from little baby calves.

    6. Professor Chaos

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      Professor Chaos
      Original Air Date: 04.10.02

      The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.

    7. The Simpsons Already Did It

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      The Simpsons Already Did It
      Original Air Date: 06.26.02

      Professor Chaos is frustrated when he realizes all of his diabolical plans to wreak havoc on South Park have already been done by "The Simpsons".

    8. Red Hot Catholic Love

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      Red Hot Catholic Love
      Original Air Date: 07.03.02

      A sexual abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican.

    9. Free Hat

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      Free Hat
      Original Air Date: 07.10.02

      When the boys find out that their favorite movies are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process, they form a club to "Save Films from their Directors".

    10. Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

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      Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
      Original Air Date: 07.17.02

      Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop". Her new little breasts inspire a primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general.

    11. Child Abduction is Not Funny

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      Child Abduction is Not Funny
      Original Air Date: 07.24.02

      In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok Restaurant to build the Great Wall of South Park.

    12. A Ladder to Heaven

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      A Ladder to Heaven
      Original Air Date: 11.06.02

      Kenny died with the winning ticket to a prize of endless candy in his pocket. The boys decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find him and get the ticket back.

    13. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

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      The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
      Original Air Date: 11.13.02

      The boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store.

    14. Death Camp of Tolerance

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      Death Camp of Tolerance
      Original Air Date: 11.20.02

      The boys are sentenced to the Death Camp of Tolerance where they learn how to treat minorities. Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks make their debut in this episode.

    15. The Biggest Douche in the Universe

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      The Biggest Douche in the Universe
      Original Air Date: 11.27.02

      When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.

    16. My Future Self 'n' Me

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      My Future Self 'n' Me
      Original Air Date: 12.04.02

      When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become.

    17. Red Sleigh Down

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      Red Sleigh Down
      Original Air Date: 12.11.02

      Cartman has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. He recruits Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in a desperate attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.

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    Jared Has Aides
    Original Air Date: 03.13.02

    As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.

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  2. nall *602* Jared has Aides As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain in "Jared Has Aides."
    In Butters regimen to drop some pounds his parents ground him for getting lyposuction surgery. The plot thickens when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally "comes out" with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.


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  3. Sairune Re: *602* Jared has Aides Haha, awww.. The ending was awesome! Even though I completely felt sorry for poor Butters. His parents are scary!! So sad...

    I don't know why I like it so much.
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  4. 203177 Re: *602* Jared has Aides Yeah it was funny overall. reply
  5. magicmarker852 Re: *602* Jared has Aides i dont kno if anyone else has already said this, but at 5:33 there is definitely a south park alien (from the first episode ever) chilling in the back right corner behind the table with 2 people eating....the aliens slightly blends into the brown wall, but if you look closely enough you can see the eyes (which are darker) and the outline of the body.


    this made my day
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  6. Pip Tweek Re: *602* Jared has Aides This episode was so freakin funny...one of the many, many greats of Season 6. The music, the "beating the dead horse" allegory...Cartman as Butters mouthing off to his parents...the first time I saw this episode, it was right about the moment Mr. Stotch said "Jacking it?...jacking what?" I was struggling to breathe I was laughing so hard.

    Then there was the line "How many times have we told you not to have self-performed liposuction surgery in this house?!" etc.

    Too many great moments to mention them all.
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  7. GlittersBlings Re: *602* Jared has Aides I never saw this episode before on television. I buy Season Six DVD and re-watch this episode about three times. reply
  8. Juventin 22.3 years thill Jared has Aides will be funny (loved cartman in this one )
    2.6/5 ** episode
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  9. Wii fit man Re: *602* Jared has Aides This episode was good, but I felt sorry for poor Butters... this was probably a reason Prof. Chaos came. reply