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Rainforest Shmainforest
Original Air Date: 04.07.99
The boys travel to the Costa Rica as a part of the "Getting Gay with Kids" choir tour.
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Spontaneous Combustion
Original Air Date: 04.14.99
When the citizens of South Park start exploding randomly, The mayor enlists Stan's dad, the resident geologist, to find a solution to the problem.
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The Succubus
Original Air Date: 04.21.99
Chef's parents arrive in South Park from Scotland fresh from an encounter with the Loch Ness Monster to attend Chef's wedding.
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Jackovasaurus
Original Air Date: 06.16.99
The boys discover a prehistoric creature called a Jackovasaur while camping at Stark's Pond.
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Sexual Harassment Panda
Original Air Date: 07.07.99
After Sexual Harassment Panda "educates" the children, Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment, and a flurry of other lawsuits follow.
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Cat Orgy
Original Air Date: 07.14.99
While all the adults are gathering at Mr. Mackey's house to watch a meteor shower Shelly Marsh is left babysit Cartman.
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Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Original Air Date: 07.21.99
Stan's parents drag him along to Mr. Mackey's meteor shower party, where he is sent down into the basement to play with Pip, Butters and Dougie.
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Jewbilee
Original Air Date: 07.28.99
Kyle invites Kenny to join him and Ike at Jewbilee, a camp for Jewish kids.
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Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Original Air Date: 10.27.99
Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween concert and helps the boys solve a spooky pirate ghost mystery.
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Chinpokomon
Original Air Date: 11.03.99
Stan,Kyle,Cartman and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan: Chinpoko Mon!
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Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Original Air Date: 11.10.99
To help Cartman win the school spelling bee, Cartman's Mom gives him the Hooked on Monkey Fonics spelling system.
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Starvin' Marvin in Space
Original Air Date: 11.17.99
Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park with an alien spaceship and enlists Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny's help to seek out a new home for his starving people.
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The Red Badge of Gayness
Original Air Date: 11.24.99
Cartman has visions of glory as he suits up for the Confederacy in the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and leads the drunken rebels to defeat the union.
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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Original Air Date: 12.01.99
An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey.
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World Wide Recorder Concert (The Brown Noise)
Original Air Date: 01.12.00
The children of South Park are invited to Arkansas for the "Four Million Child Blow 2000," the first worldwide recorder concert.
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Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Original Air Date: 12.29.99
People from all over the world start to gather outside Jesus' house waiting for a millennium miracle.
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nall *316* Are you there God? It's me, Jesus. Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass.
Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing. People are waiting outside of Jesus' home to see what kind of miracle he offers which ends up involving a comeback performance of a very old Rod Stewart and eventually an appearance by God.
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