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    1. Cancelled

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      Cancelled
      Original Air Date: 03.19.03

      Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.

    2. Krazy Kripples

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      Krazy Kripples
      Original Air Date: 03.26.03

      Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips".

    3. Toilet Paper

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      Toilet Paper
      Original Air Date: 04.02.03

      Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house, but Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt.

    4. I'm a Little Bit Country

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      I'm a Little Bit Country
      Original Air Date: 04.09.03

      The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day.

    5. Fat Butt and Pancake Head

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      Fat Butt and Pancake Head
      Original Air Date: 04.16.03

      One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

    6. Lil' Crime Stoppers

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      Lil' Crime Stoppers
      Original Air Date: 04.23.03

      After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them, "junior deputies."

    7. Red Man's Greed

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      Red Man's Greed
      Original Air Date: 04.30.03

      The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town.

    8. South Park Is Gay

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    9. Christian Rock Hard

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      Christian Rock Hard
      Original Air Date: 10.29.03

      When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus.

    10. Grey Dawn

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      Grey Dawn
      Original Air Date: 11.05.03

      With South Park's senior citizens behind the wheel, more than a few farmer's markets have been mowed down. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back.

    11. Casa Bonita

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      Casa Bonita
      Original Air Date: 11.12.03

      Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing".

    12. All About the Mormons?

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      All About the Mormons?
      Original Air Date: 11.19.03

      A Mormon kid moves to South Park and it's up to Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are.

    13. Butt Out

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      Butt Out
      Original Air Date: 12.03.03

      After singing and dancing representatives from an anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking, the kids at South Park Elementary realize how cool it really is and take up the habit.

    14. Raisins

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      Raisins
      Original Air Date: 12.10.03

      After Wendy breaks up with Stan the boys take him to "Raisins", a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.

    15. It's Christmas in Canada

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      It's Christmas in Canada
      Original Air Date: 12.17.03

      The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back.

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    Christian Rock Hard
    Original Air Date: 10.29.03

    When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus.

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  2. nall *709* Christian Rock Hard Cartman, Butters and Token rocket to the top of the Christian rock charts with their own messages of faith in an all-new episode, entitled “Christian Rock Hard.” When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, Cartman pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet. reply
  3. JohnHorn Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard Viva la satan!! reply
  4. uncle fuk3r Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard i wish i knew at least some of the songs they copied. but that was a funny episode, espescialy when cartman was right about token being able to play bass. reply
  5. miracle123 Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard "I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now"
    "Uh oh" *Butters backs off*


    Excellent episode, one of the strongest of season 7     reply
  6. Helsizzle Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard What a amazing episode. One of the funniest ever. The songs he makes up I would so jam out to. Christian rock.... HARD .. The lyrics to the songs are just so wrong in so many ways it's hysterical.. reply
  7. Jimbo134 Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard I also love the fact that as Cartman is on the ground in pain (after Token beat him up), Butters hesitates, then farts in his face, gives him the finger and says "F_ck you, Eric."

    Hilarious.     reply
  8. Ianstan Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard This episode has to be on of the best ive seen.

    "I wanna get down on my hands and start pleasin jesus... wanna feel his salvation all over my face..."

    hahaha     reply
  9. Juventin this wasn't good... it was great!!
    well done!

    4.4/5 **** episode well done!     reply
  10. duremar Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard Chartman is the best. I feel sorry for him in this episode. reply
  11. eric_theodore Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard Hi everybody! I need your help. I'm a foreign guy and can't imagine, what songs Cartman used in this episode, but i wanna know them. Please help. Thanks! reply
  12. co0ler Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard John Horn lol you can get your account deleted for saying that lol. at least i think so. reply
  13. gtaca2005 Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard John Horn lol you can get your account deleted for saying that lol. at least i think so.

    Freedom of speech may not apply here, but I doubt that...

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    BABY JESUS QUEEFED ON MARY!
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  14. Inkmaster Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard Love that episode. Espically when Token beats Cartman he dersvers it so much reply
  15. RyGuy728 Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard Fuck Lars. He ruined Napster. reply