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    1. Good Times with Weapons

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      Good Times with Weapons
      Original Air Date: 03.17.04

      The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.

    2. Up the Down Steroid

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      Up the Down Steroid
      Original Air Date: 03.24.04

      Jimmy is in training for the upcoming Special Olympics and he's determined to win at any cost

    3. The Passion of the Jew

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      The Passion of the Jew
      Original Air Date: 03.31.04

      Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ" and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along.

    4. You Got F'd in the A

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      You Got F'd in the A
      Original Air Date: 04.07.04

      Stan just got served, and now it's up to him to put together a team of South Park's best dancers to compete against a troupe from Orange County.

    5. AWESOM-O

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      AWESOM-O
      Original Air Date: 04.14.04

      Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.

    6. The Jeffersons

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      The Jeffersons
      Original Air Date: 04.21.04

      The children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson" the new neighbor in town, and Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him best.

    7. Goobacks

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      Goobacks
      Original Air Date: 04.28.04

      Humans from the year 3045 are traveling to South Park through a recently opened time portal and are looking for work.

    8. Douche and Turd

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      Douche and Turd
      Original Air Date: 10.27.04

      A PET protest against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot forces the student body to choose a new one.

    9. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

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      Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
      Original Air Date: 11.03.04

      In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding Wall Mart superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

    10. Pre-School

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      Pre-School
      Original Air Date: 11.10.04

      The kid who took the fall for the boys five years ago is getting out of Juvie, and his first order of business is revenge

    11. Quest for Ratings

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      Quest for Ratings
      Original Air Date: 11.17.04

      The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.

    12. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

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      Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
      Original Air Date: 12.01.04

      Disturbed by the corruptive influence Paris Hilton has on all little girls in South Park, one of the town's favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."

    13. Cartman's Incredible Gift

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      Cartman's Incredible Gift
      Original Air Date: 12.08.04

      After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases.

    14. Woodland Critter Christmas

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      Woodland Critter Christmas
      Original Air Date: 12.15.04

      Stan agrees to help a group of adorable woodland critters build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior, only to find out that they serve Satan.

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    Douche and Turd
    Original Air Date: 10.27.04

    A PET protest against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot forces the student body to choose a new one.

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  2. nall *808* Douche and Turd When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman’s nominee, a turd sandwich. reply
  3. JohnHorn Re: *808* Douche and Turd People should comment more on the videos. reply
  4. butters kenny Re: *808* Douche and Turd I loved this episode reply
  5. miracle123 Re: *808* Douche and Turd The part where join Stan joins the PETA and there is a man and an ostrich together with its um......product that goes like "Kill me", I swear that thing was so disgusting it gave me nightmares dude XD reply
  6. Juventin pETA part was good sadly the less great episode of S8. i mean wtf...Puff Daddy!

    1.8/5 ** episode.     reply
  7. StandaMAN95 Re: *808* Douche and Turd one of my favorites GO TURD SANDWICH reply
  8. principita Re: *808* Douche and Turd Hi all!!

    I first want to say I am sorry 4 my english writting skills... They are quite inexistant:) But I really loved this episode and I can't understand how people can't like it!! It 's such a good critic about how democratie doesn't work that well, and about how it doesn't accept any critics on this fonctionnement!! I always loved Stan but now I like more than ever what he is representating : A young boy able to think diferently from the others and to not accept what seems unacceptable to him...

    And I loved the animals eating the PETA people:) This was also awesome how SP can show in such a clear and funny way how absurd humans being can be!!     reply