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    1. Cancelled

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      Cancelled
      Original Air Date: 03.19.03

      Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.

    2. Krazy Kripples

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      Krazy Kripples
      Original Air Date: 03.26.03

      Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips".

    3. Toilet Paper

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      Toilet Paper
      Original Air Date: 04.02.03

      Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house, but Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt.

    4. I'm a Little Bit Country

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      I'm a Little Bit Country
      Original Air Date: 04.09.03

      The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day.

    5. Fat Butt and Pancake Head

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      Fat Butt and Pancake Head
      Original Air Date: 04.16.03

      One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

    6. Lil' Crime Stoppers

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      Lil' Crime Stoppers
      Original Air Date: 04.23.03

      After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them, "junior deputies."

    7. Red Man's Greed

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      Red Man's Greed
      Original Air Date: 04.30.03

      The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town.

    8. South Park Is Gay

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    9. Christian Rock Hard

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      Christian Rock Hard
      Original Air Date: 10.29.03

      When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus.

    10. Grey Dawn

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      Grey Dawn
      Original Air Date: 11.05.03

      With South Park's senior citizens behind the wheel, more than a few farmer's markets have been mowed down. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back.

    11. Casa Bonita

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      Casa Bonita
      Original Air Date: 11.12.03

      Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing".

    12. All About the Mormons?

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      All About the Mormons?
      Original Air Date: 11.19.03

      A Mormon kid moves to South Park and it's up to Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are.

    13. Butt Out

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      Butt Out
      Original Air Date: 12.03.03

      After singing and dancing representatives from an anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking, the kids at South Park Elementary realize how cool it really is and take up the habit.

    14. Raisins

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      Raisins
      Original Air Date: 12.10.03

      After Wendy breaks up with Stan the boys take him to "Raisins", a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.

    15. It's Christmas in Canada

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      It's Christmas in Canada
      Original Air Date: 12.17.03

      The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back.

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    Lil' Crime Stoppers
    Original Air Date: 04.23.03

    After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them, "junior deputies."

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  2. nall *706* Lil' Crime Stoppers When Stan and Kyle feel that their play time no longer has any meaning, they decide to become pretend Police Detectives in order to make a difference.
    When an assignment goes wrong Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the true meaning of being a pretend cop, and the duties behind it. When it all came down to the nitty gritty, things become too much to handle, and they pretend to be laundry mat attendants instead.     reply
  3. Immortal68 Re: *706* Lil' Crime Stoppers I just LOVE this episode!
    I think the best scene (although there are many other good ones as well) is the one where Cartman - pardon... DETECTIVE Cartman says:
    "If they don't give us the doll, they leave us no other choice...... - let's go tell on them." xD
    It's so hilarious I'm just laughing my a** off every single time I watch it.     reply
  4. GotACoolName Re: *706* Lil' Crime Stoppers A classic episode indeed. I can't get enough of how the boys cause so much destruction by just standing still and doing nothing. It also makes me think of the end of the episode Wing from season 9, where Kenny and Kyle enter a room in the Chinese mafia building and those two guards shoot at them, but instead end up killing the other two guards on the other side of Kenny and Kyle. Funniest moments in South Park. reply
  5. Regendos Re: *706* Lil' Crime Stoppers Whats the name of this metal song in this episode? reply
  6. uncle fuk3r Re: *706* Lil' Crime Stoppers that's a pretty sweet epi. but i think more violence would have made it better. (they're playnig detective that's gay) my favorite part is when the meth addicts are killing eac other, ( the mayor... and.. my ass and... blahblahblah!) reply
  7. BRMBug Re: *706* Lil' Crime Stoppers There's a T-Bar here in Dallas called The Spearmint Rhino. reply
  8. FRANKIEE xO Re: *706* Lil' Crime Stoppers I watched this episode last night! I thought it was very funny. reply
  9. BigLips Re: *706* Lil' Crime Stoppers Fosse and Bill make the episode for sure reply
  10. angelp2004 Re: *706* Lil' Crime Stoppers Totally one of my all-time favs! reply