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    1. It Hits the Fan

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      It Hits the Fan
      Original Air Date: 06.20.01

      The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park tune in to hear the word "shit" on a popular TV shows.

    2. Cripple Fight

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      Cripple Fight
      Original Air Date: 06.27.01

      Big Gay Al returns to South Park as the new scout leader. When he is fired for being gay, the boys rally to his defense with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy.

    3. Super Best Friends

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      Super Best Friends
      Original Air Date: 07.04.01

      Teaming up with Jesus, Stan calls upon all the Super Best Friends to destroy the evil cult leader and magician David Blaine and thwart the mass suicide pact he has planned.

    4. Scott Tenorman Must Die

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      Scott Tenorman Must Die
      Original Air Date: 07.11.01

      After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.

    5. Behind The Blow

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      Behind The Blow
      Original Air Date: 07.18.01

      When the boys discover Terrance and Philip have called it quits, they'll go to any lengths to reunite the duo and recruit them for South Park's Earth Day festivities.

    6. Cartmanland

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      Cartmanland
      Original Air Date: 07.25.01

      Cartman inherits a million dollars from his grandmother and fulfills his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park: Cartmanland!

    7. Proper Condom Use

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      Proper Condom Use
      Original Air Date: 08.01.01

      In a time-honored tradition and right-of-passage, the boys are separated from the girls and schooled in the mysteries of sex by none other than Mr. Mackey.

    8. Towelie

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      Towelie
      Original Air Date: 08.08.01

      When the government steals their new Gamesphere, the boys will stop at nothing to get it back.

    9. Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

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      Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
      Original Air Date: 11.07.01

      The kids of South Park have raised money to send to children of Afghanistan, but the Government believes the Afghani children's thank you gift is contaminated with Anthrax and the boys are forced to take it back to Afghanistan.

    10. How To Eat With Your Butt

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      How To Eat With Your Butt
      Original Air Date: 11.14.01

      Cartman gets Kenny's school picture on every "missing child" milk carton in the country.

    11. The Entity

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      The Entity
      Original Air Date: 11.21.01

      Mr. Garrison gets fed up with long lines, delayed flights and the airline industry in general and invents his own transportation device.

    12. Here Comes the Neighborhood

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      Here Comes the Neighborhood
      Original Air Date: 11.28.01

      Token is tired of being the only rich kid in town, and succeeds in attracting several other wealthy families to South Park

    13. Kenny Dies

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      Kenny Dies
      Original Air Date: 12.05.01

      In a very special episode of "South Park," Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem-cell research.

    14. Butters' Very Own Episode

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      Butters' Very Own Episode
      Original Air Date: 12.12.01

      Alone and lost, Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bath houses in an effort to get his dad back home in time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary.

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    Scott Tenorman Must Die
    Original Air Date: 07.11.01

    After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.

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  2. nall *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott
    tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead
    guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting
    sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

    reply
  3. MaliceHighload Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die Best episode ever?

    It's brilliant. I stopped watching South Park for a number of years; just kind of fell out of it. But I caught a rebroadcast of this sometime last year and just completely lost it. I hurt myself laughing at the big finale.

    Forced my friends to watch it... they've all agreed...

    (SPOILER)

    That final bit, where Cartman is literally lapping up Scott Tenorman's tears and he goes on about how delicious the "tears of unfathomable sadness" are? Building up to the triumphant, Porky-Pig-inspired Cartman sign-off?

    Some of the sharpest writing on TV ever.     reply
  4. Infusions Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die Is this a new episode? I've never heard of it. In fact, who's Cartman?

    What's South Park?

    I thought I was on a Futurama forum.     reply
  5. toba Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die This is one of my absolute favorites of all time. Cartman is soo over the top and I love it.

    As MaliceHighload noted above, when Cartman licks poor Scotts tears it's almost too much. A true South Park moment!     reply
  6. chel Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die This is the greatest episode ever! reply
  7. milikatili Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die This is scarier than any horror movie I've ever seen... reply
  8. Hayley B Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die This episode is one of my great favorites too, of South Park. I just love how this one was all put together and it had such a remarkable ending to it all. reply
  9. cartmanfan321 Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die i like the episode it realy shows what cartman can do. but theres always one rule don't f*ck wih cartman. reply
  10. jewish pride Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die this episode is so funny! cartman singing im a little piggy and putting some dude's pubes in his face is priceless!

    i didnt find the end funny though, too fucked up for me, but i liked it in the way that it really showed what cartman is all about, how bad he really is     reply
  11. Pip Tweek Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die This episode was really interesting to me. The way time is distorted and the sordid doings of lots of people in the story (Cartman and Scott plus all the men outside Tenorman's house at night, Jimbo and Ned, Radiohead calling Scott a 'crybaby' for breaking down after he hears he just ate his own parents....) it all has a very "nightmarish" quality to it. In this episode, more than any other, you get to see just how horribly messed up the South Park world can get.

    It's a very disturbing episode. But it makes for an interesting watch.     reply
  12. My_Iron_Lung Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die This episode is definitely one of my favorites... I can watch hundreds of times and it never gets old, and the use of Radiohead only adds to the awesomeness of it... I remember some years ago I was serching for some Radiohead info and came accross to the pictures of them in South Park, I really liked South Park at that time, but here in Chile they had only aired the first 2 seasons and I had seen the movie but nothing else, so I was very curious about the episode they took part in, then, like in 2004 they started to air the show on MTV and I could finally watch it... actually to me the use of Radiohead in teh episode was enough, I didn't expect it to be such a funny, disturbing, twisted and classic episode.

    Love it.     reply
  13. callmenikki Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die This is my most favorite episode! I love how Cartman had that twist in the end and the licking of the tears! Had me on the floor rolling with laughter! reply
  14. Duofan Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die It was in this specific episode that I fell in love with the evil kid! It was just awesome and I did not expect how it ended. reply
  15. Disabbath Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die one word.... brutal reply
  16. I_am_teh_Awesome Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die cartman is excessive!!! that really scared me, in the end! reply
  17. Musclemanjr Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die I'm sorry... that's just messed up. Cartman can be the biggest asshole and retard at times and a complete mastermind at others. It's just strange to watch the ending and remember (just for instance) the Cartoon Wars II episode where Cartman and Kyle get into a fight and Cartman is being a wuss about it... Somehow, I just can't relate the two. I can't say I found this funny, it was too sensational, but it certainly is... Interesting. This is what gives South Park its unique qualities. reply
  18. Andyparky Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die I can understand it perfectly, Cartman is a sociopath, they are often charasmatic and they use this to manipulate people into doing what they want, getting others to do their dirty work.

    I see nothing wrong with Cartman being a rubbish fighter, doesnt mean he cant influence people verbally. Afterall its his supreme confidence in what ever it is he is trying to do that gets people to follow him, just think about the episode ginger kids.

    Also a mastermind works in a similar way, Cartman is both intelligent and yet at the same time as stupidly naive as any kid can be. But make no mistake this combination is dangerous. Although just being a sociopath is bad enough. Violence doesnt mean anything in this context.
    Just look at the joker in the dark knight film, perhaps a bit more over the top as a character to be totally relevent, but he gets his ass kicked by batman more than once, does it stop him fucking up batman's world and everyone elses? Of course not.     reply
  19. lolc Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die LOL i just love this episode. Cartman is the greatest char ever! and he is soo intelligent for his age this episode just shows so well what he can do and is just a classic! go cartman!! reply
  20. Stakker Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die Without doubt one of the best episodes. Cartman's excessive evil is fucking superb. reply
  21. cartmanlolz Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die some episodes later he says to santa i will make you eat your mom and dad reply
  22. Whmmm! Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die I've seen all the eps of South Park multiple times yet Scott Tennorman has to be my all time favourite. You just cant beat it. And it's not because I'm a massive fan of Radiohead either, just the ending has to be the greatest SP ending of all time.

    Though it was my brothers first ever SP episode. Poor kid.     reply
  23. Anonymous Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die i like the episode it realy shows what cartman can do. but theres always one rule don't f*ck wih cartman.

    One execption to the rule of "don't f*ck with cartman": don't f*ck with cartman unless your Wendy in episode 1209, "Breast Cancer Show Ever." Otherwise, it's a good rule.     reply
  24. JulianWhite Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die i like the episode it realy shows what cartman can do. but theres always one rule don't f*ck wih cartman.

    One execption to the rule of "don't f*ck with cartman": don't f*ck with cartman unless your Wendy in episode 1209, "Breast Cancer Show Ever." Otherwise, it's a good rule.

    or Token in Die Hard Christan rock. Everyone forgets about that one :p At least that fight scene makes sense, Wendy is a psychological fighter, very similar to Cartman, not a killing machine...
    It seems that Cartman can't beat any minority other than a midget in a fight (ignoring the final kick.) a bit of a discontinuty error in SP there. Cartman beats a blackbelt in a fight, then gets pretty close to dead fighting a nerd girl. go figure

    Steriotypical Token - Strong, muscle, (check)
    compared to
    Steriotypical Flower Power Girl - all talk and no action
    Steriotypical nerd - cant fight s**t

    After losing all these times you'd think he'd either insert revenge upon them (he cares more about himself than money, and for 16.32 he was willing to scheme against Scott's parents, so for his own image you'd think he'd do at least something)     reply
  25. rob_romanian_dude Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die hey guys!
    when Cartman was Licking Scott's tears i was litteraly ROFL...i can't make my mind up what's the best episode between Woodland Critter Christmas(8) and this one     reply
  26. Aegis0893 Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die The most demented episode of SP yet. However, I still love STMD and I'll admit to buying Season Five mostly for it.


    The ending is straight out of nightmares though.     reply
  27. TheDawg69 Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die EPIC! best episode ever! when he licks scot's tears thats so funny reply
  28. arowolf Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die I loved the fact that this episode is so over the top to include a "hot dog" sucking pony and the master mind parent killer Eric Cartman. The end just pushed it over the top on humor and actually made me feel a LITTLE bad for scott tennorman. but the episode was just perfect on humor, and grossness to make it all better reply
  29. Saderum Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die I love this episode the most out of every South Park episode, especially when Cartman licked Scott's tears at the end and enjoyed it.

    This episode just proves how evil Cartman can be.     reply
  30. Malice Capricorn Re: *501* Scott Tenorman Must Die Well all in all this is one of my favourite episodes of all time.
    Just the horror movie like way it plays out.
    I don't care if its funny exactly.
    It was pretty good and I was not in a laughing mood but just the whole grotesque way it played out....
    Thats the element that made this my favourite episode.
    I am a big horror fan and just seeing Cartmen's twisted thoughts and malicious nature incorporated into such a vivid manner well....It makes me jealous in a way.
    Yeah I would be so bold as to say this is the best south park episode ever!!!!
    And just hearing someone mention Wendy beat down Eric well it reminded me of when....Wendy...Went...A little...CRAZY!!!!!
    That was pretty scary too.
    If you ask me NEVER and I do mean NEVER make Wendy mad!
    Wendy may not show it (Often) But the girl is just as demented as Eric.
    See that episode(The name of which escapes me) Where Stan in being courted by or atleast getting to close to the substitute teacher.
    In that episode Wendy makes Eric in this episode look somewhat doclie by comparison.
    Okay well hope I didn't waste too much of your lifes with my excessive ramblings.
    C ya round guys.     reply
  31. Imnotreal Re:*501* SCOTT TERNORMAN MUST DIE This is my personal favourite.
    It REALLY shows what Cartman can do if he's pisseed off,and how fucked up his mind is.
    Made me laugh, smile, and feel like a good person.     reply
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