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    1. Freak Strike

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      Freak Strike
      Original Air Date: 03.06.02

      When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough.

    2. Jared Has Aides

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      Jared Has Aides
      Original Air Date: 03.13.02

      As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.

    3. Asspen

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      Asspen
      Original Air Date: 03.20.02

      While the adults are trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain.

    4. The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

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      The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
      Original Air Date: 03.27.02

      All the kids in South Park are glued to the TV, wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.

    5. Fun with Veal

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      Fun with Veal
      Original Air Date: 04.03.02

      Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is, in fact, the meat from little baby calves.

    6. Professor Chaos

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      Professor Chaos
      Original Air Date: 04.10.02

      The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.

    7. The Simpsons Already Did It

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      The Simpsons Already Did It
      Original Air Date: 06.26.02

      Professor Chaos is frustrated when he realizes all of his diabolical plans to wreak havoc on South Park have already been done by "The Simpsons".

    8. Red Hot Catholic Love

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      Red Hot Catholic Love
      Original Air Date: 07.03.02

      A sexual abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican.

    9. Free Hat

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      Free Hat
      Original Air Date: 07.10.02

      When the boys find out that their favorite movies are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process, they form a club to "Save Films from their Directors".

    10. Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

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      Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
      Original Air Date: 07.17.02

      Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop". Her new little breasts inspire a primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general.

    11. Child Abduction is Not Funny

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      Child Abduction is Not Funny
      Original Air Date: 07.24.02

      In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok Restaurant to build the Great Wall of South Park.

    12. A Ladder to Heaven

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      A Ladder to Heaven
      Original Air Date: 11.06.02

      Kenny died with the winning ticket to a prize of endless candy in his pocket. The boys decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find him and get the ticket back.

    13. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

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      The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
      Original Air Date: 11.13.02

      The boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store.

    14. Death Camp of Tolerance

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      Death Camp of Tolerance
      Original Air Date: 11.20.02

      The boys are sentenced to the Death Camp of Tolerance where they learn how to treat minorities. Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks make their debut in this episode.

    15. The Biggest Douche in the Universe

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      The Biggest Douche in the Universe
      Original Air Date: 11.27.02

      When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.

    16. My Future Self 'n' Me

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      My Future Self 'n' Me
      Original Air Date: 12.04.02

      When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become.

    17. Red Sleigh Down

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      Red Sleigh Down
      Original Air Date: 12.11.02

      Cartman has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. He recruits Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in a desperate attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.

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    Asspen
    Original Air Date: 03.20.02

    While the adults are trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain.

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Discuss This Episode: Asspen

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  2. nall *603* Asspen With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own
    on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race
    and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free
    the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really
    cares.     reply
  3. BRMBug Re: *603* Asspen I'm still trying to figure out if it was the Indians or the children that had no eyes. reply
  4. BRMBug Re: *603* Asspen I'd also like to see Montage and the end credits version of Take on Me in downloads... and possibly ringtones. reply
  5. Hayley B Re: *603* Asspen What was that nerd lady's boobs suppose to be? reply
  6. BRMBug Re: *603* Asspen One of... or rather two of those things from Total Recall. I forget what they called it. reply
  7. demonmutt007 Re: *603* Asspen hey little dude you'v got some crap on your lip. lol roflmao reply
  8. SuperAndrew00 Re: *603* Asspen Not sure if it was mentioned, and I know it's a generic parody of these kinds of movies, but watch Johnny Tsunami then watch this episode, it's hilarious. reply
  9. tresaqwe Re: *603* Asspen I loved this episode, especially the part where Butters started dancing. reply
  10. Anonymous Re: *603* Asspen When you french fry instead of pizza, you're not going to have a good time reply
  11. jmr31 Re: *603* Asspen "Stan Marsh? More like Stan Darsh!"

    I love that guy Tad. He made me laugh so much! And his song at the end was epic.....     reply
  12. Eric the Canadian Re: *603* Asspen Anyone know that sinister piano song played when the Timeshare Douches appear in every room that the parents enter? reply
  13. Juventin :| "ya dude! but he's got Heather! 3.8/5 **** episode.

    * the Butters dance is a classic!     reply