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Freak Strike
Original Air Date: 03.06.02
When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough.
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Jared Has Aides
Original Air Date: 03.13.02
As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
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The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Original Air Date: 03.27.02
All the kids in South Park are glued to the TV, wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.
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Fun with Veal
Original Air Date: 04.03.02
Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is, in fact, the meat from little baby calves.
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The Simpsons Already Did It
Original Air Date: 06.26.02
Professor Chaos is frustrated when he realizes all of his diabolical plans to wreak havoc on South Park have already been done by "The Simpsons".
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Free Hat
Original Air Date: 07.10.02
When the boys find out that their favorite movies are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process, they form a club to "Save Films from their Directors".
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Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Original Air Date: 07.17.02
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop". Her new little breasts inspire a primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general.
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Child Abduction is Not Funny
Original Air Date: 07.24.02
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok Restaurant to build the Great Wall of South Park.
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A Ladder to Heaven
Original Air Date: 11.06.02
Kenny died with the winning ticket to a prize of endless candy in his pocket. The boys decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find him and get the ticket back.
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The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Original Air Date: 11.13.02
The boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store.
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Death Camp of Tolerance
Original Air Date: 11.20.02
The boys are sentenced to the Death Camp of Tolerance where they learn how to treat minorities. Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks make their debut in this episode.
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The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Original Air Date: 11.27.02
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
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My Future Self 'n' Me
Original Air Date: 12.04.02
When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become.
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Red Sleigh Down
Original Air Date: 12.11.02
Cartman has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. He recruits Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in a desperate attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.
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Asspen
Original Air Date: 03.20.02
While the adults are trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain.
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nall *603* Asspen With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own

on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race
and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free
the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really
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BRMBug Re: *603* Asspen I'm still trying to figure out if it was the Indians or the children that had no eyes. reply

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BRMBug Re: *603* Asspen I'd also like to see Montage and the end credits version of Take on Me in downloads... and possibly ringtones. reply

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Hayley B Re: *603* Asspen What was that nerd lady's boobs suppose to be? reply

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BRMBug Re: *603* Asspen One of... or rather two of those things from Total Recall. I forget what they called it. reply

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demonmutt007 Re: *603* Asspen hey little dude you'v got some crap on your lip. lol roflmao reply

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SuperAndrew00 Re: *603* Asspen Not sure if it was mentioned, and I know it's a generic parody of these kinds of movies, but watch Johnny Tsunami then watch this episode, it's hilarious. reply

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tresaqwe Re: *603* Asspen I loved this episode, especially the part where Butters started dancing. reply

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Anonymous Re: *603* Asspen When you french fry instead of pizza, you're not going to have a good time reply

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jmr31 Re: *603* Asspen "Stan Marsh? More like Stan Darsh!"

I love that guy Tad. He made me laugh so much! And his song at the end was epic..... reply -
Eric the Canadian Re: *603* Asspen Anyone know that sinister piano song played when the Timeshare Douches appear in every room that the parents enter? reply

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Juventin :| "ya dude! but he's got Heather! 3.8/5 **** episode.

* the Butters dance is a classic! reply