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Tonsil Trouble
Original Air Date: 03.12.08
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
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Special Feature AvailableMajor Boobage
Original Air Date: 03.26.08
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
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Eek, A Penis!
Original Air Date: 04.09.08
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
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Over Logging
Original Air Date: 04.16.08
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.
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Special Feature AvailableSuper Fun Time
Original Air Date: 04.23.08
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
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The China Probrem
Original Air Date: 10.08.08
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
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Special Feature AvailablePandemic 2 - The Startling
Original Air Date: 10.29.08
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.
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Special Feature AvailableAbout Last Night...
Original Air Date: 11.05.08
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
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The Ungroundable
Original Air Date: 11.19.08
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.
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Breast Cancer Show Ever
Original Air Date: 10.15.08
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
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nall *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion About to air on the east coast.

As always, this episode will be available in a few hours here. reply -
triplemultiplex Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Ah, the real Eric Cartman shows himself; a whiny little bitch that has to beg a girl not to fight him.

And when that didn't work, now he's going around begging people to get him out of his ass kicking. Stan's only the first one he asks; just watch. reply -
Michaeloptv Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion it better be....

LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!!
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TSK351 Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion my god. He threw up his fucking underwear talking to stan. I damn near pissed myself. This is great. reply

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KennyMcCookie Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion This episode is awesome. Way better than last week. I love the part when they called the goth kids, emo. One of the best of the season. reply

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superiorsavior Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion The goth kids are back? GothYAY reply

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Michaeloptv Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion I smell a big fight...

Cartman v. BEBE!! reply -
vavavoom Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion So was everyone right? Does Stan play a big part in this show? reply

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triplemultiplex Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Heh, nice to see Mr. Mackey and the goth kids make a season 12 appearance.

Ooh, I hate you so much Eric Cartman! They had better not be setting us up for Wendy losing in act 3. I fear I will not be able to contain the rage
Seriously, though, I might break something. reply -
Delilah Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion XDDD That was awesome. Cartman crapping on Garrison's desk was HILARIOUS. And the goth kids are back! Yay! reply

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Michaeloptv Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion South Park is Back!!

That was awesome!
*besides the ending maybe being a little weak with the 'you still think I'm cool' part, this has to be up there with all the favorites.
9.5/10
-Cartman Underwear
-Cartman Pooping on Garisson's desk
-Wendy's rage
-and Principal Victoria OMG. reply -
TSK351 Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Heh, nice to see Mr. Mackey and the goth kids make a season 12 appearance.

Ooh, I hate you so much Eric Cartman! They had better not be setting us up for Wendy losing in act 3. I fear I will not be able to contain the rage
Seriously, though, I might break something.
you hate cartman?! How can you hate the Great Eric Cartman? I love him! so much hate! reply -
HAcoreRD Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion REDEMPTION!

Thank you, matt/trey!
Thank you, Wendy!
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UltimaXIV Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Hahaha,Cartman got owned.

That was an awesome episode budday reply -
Hayley B Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Hahaha!

Kudos to Principial Victoria! reply -
SirKerrek Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion After an okay opener to the second half of season 12 (okay for me deal-breaking to some), I was wary but of course, excited. Thank you South Park for pulling through. This episode was outstanding.

From the whole cool kid gangsta act that Cartman had going on, to Wendy finally getting some much-needed attention, absoulute win. And the payoff! Cartman getting the sh*t beat out of him by the craziest Wendy has been since "Tom's Rhinoplasy" in Season 1... best/most epic South Park moment of this season so far.
*sigh* So, basically what I'm saying is that it was really good. And this proves that they don't have to get too complex with their stories to do great work.
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triplemultiplex Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Oh, sweet Jesus, I think I just came!

Principle Victoria; greatest speech ever!
Wendy is the greatest person alive! This was a long time coming, and you were the perfect character to deliver that well-earned ass beating.
And after the beat down, "We never liked you." "Our opinion of you couldn't get any lower." Just icing on the world's greatest cake.
Thank you Matt & Trey for giving me something I've wanted from South Park for many years now. If you guys want to quit the show tomorrow, go right ahead, because you'll never be able to top this cadillac episode. reply -
KAMfan Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Wow Cartman=cancer

I really liked this one...I'm glad there was an actual fight scene and that Cartman didn't go down on the first punch like he sometimes does...oh, and Wendy looks awesome with her hair up reply -
TSK351 Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion was hoping for cartman to pull a knife and cut that hoe. oh well. I guess reality isn't funny or wendy would be in the kitchen where se should be. reply

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HAcoreRD Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion can't believe Rebecca called the goth's emo.

Pros:
Cartman eating underwear was gold
Wendy's rage. Between this and Kyle's rage in 1201, this season hit Character emotions well
Principle Victoria propelling the fight
Cartman shitting on Garrison's desk
Cartman getting destroyed.
Psycho-Bitch Wendy returned
Cons:
Stan had little/no involvement.
I think i'm satisfied till next week. More Wendy this season please? reply -
montani76 Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion they really need to start making funny episodes again...u can tell what parts the writers thought were gonna be hilarious so they drag them out even more and it just blows....this show died this season reply

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Jake, M'kay? Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Hillarious!

This is why I watch South Park.
Probably the best of the season! Totally redems itself after last week!
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KennyStanWendyFan Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Two words: F|_|CK. YES.

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Flowbie Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.

Excellent episode. Cartman crapping on Garrison's
desk was f'n hilarious and Wendy kicking the shit
out of him was so awesome. Loved it. reply -
vavavoom Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion So then, once again Stan was hardly involved. Hm. Maybe he'll get some time soon. I'm looking forward to a Stan episode. Then again. from the looks of it this episode sounds hilarious. reply

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southparkmaster777 Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Great episode. Not as good as The China Probrem, but it had some of the greatest South Park moments in my opinion. I nearly pissed my pants when Cartman ate and threw up the underwear. I did piss my pants when Cartman crapped on Garrison's desk. Cartman is such a dick, but I love him!

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lychee_fruit Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Oh wow...

I loved this episode but I think ALOT of people will really love it because Cartman finally got what's been coming to him all these years. HOWEVER Cartman is probably my favorite character so seeing that happen to him was almost traumatic. Especially the ending...I almost cried.
Despite all of this I think this will defiantly become one of the most important South Park episodes ever as we look at the series as a whole.
(*snicker* He crapped on Mr. Garrisons desk...XD) reply -
Kobb Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion I missed the first 10 or so minutes of the episode as well as the fight scene (the part I wanted to see the most), but from what I saw, the episode was great. So far I give it a 9.5 out of 10, probably the best or 2nd best of the season. I'll watch the rest of the episode as soon as it goes online and be more in-depth. reply

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Dr. Faustus Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion they really need to start making funny episodes again...u can tell what parts the writers thought were gonna be hilarious so they drag them out even more and it just blows....this show died this season

Wow, what wasn't funny about this episode? Go watch Family guy if you need random stupid crap. This was a character driven story where the comedy comes from the developing plot. I'm sorry you can't wrap your head around that.
Awesome episode!! Cartman's report using breast puns was incredible!
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Michaeloptv Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Freeze frames of Cartman getting creamed, and Butters ready to let his pants, then basically is like "I love you Wendy at the end"

He is suck a pond, but I love him so much!
Plus, Craig said a lot this week....good one! reply