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    1. The Ring

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      The Ring
      Original Air Date: 03.11.09

      Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.

    2. The Coon

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      The Coon
      Original Air Date: 03.18.09

      "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

    3. Margaritaville

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      Margaritaville
      Original Air Date: 03.25.09

      Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

    4. Eat, Pray, Queef

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      Eat, Pray, Queef
      Original Air Date: 04.01.09

      Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.

    5. Fishsticks

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      Fishsticks
      Original Air Date: 04.08.09

      Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.

    6. Pinewood Derby

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      Pinewood Derby
      Original Air Date: 04.15.09

      Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

    7. Fatbeard

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      Fatbeard
      Original Air Date: 04.22.09

      Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

    8. Dead Celebrities

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      Dead Celebrities
      Original Air Date: 10.07.09

      Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

    9. Butters' Bottom Bitch

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      Butters' Bottom Bitch
      Original Air Date: 10.14.09

      Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.

    10. W.T.F.

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      W.T.F.
      Original Air Date: 10.21.09

      After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

    11. Whale Whores

      Episode Available 11.28.09
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      Whale Whores
      Original Air Date: 10.28.09

      Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.

    12. The F Word

      Episode Available 12.05.09
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      The F Word
      Original Air Date: 11.04.09

      The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

    13. Dances With Smurfs

      Episode Available 12.12.09
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      Dances With Smurfs
      Original Air Date: 11.11.09

      Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

    14. Pee

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      Pee
      Original Air Date: 11.18.09

      The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.

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    The Ring
    Original Air Date: 03.11.09

    Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.

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  2. nall *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Now airing on the east coast! reply
  3. RideTheLightning Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Hell yea! Season 13, let's hope it's an awesome one! reply
  4. jeenyus720 Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion wooooo! reply
  5. Diabeteth Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Poorer than Kenny? Ouch. reply
  6. Kobb Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion GREAT episode, it was a great parody and it had some really funny lines. I loved the creative Kenny "death" and I liked some of the ending scenes with the other characters. Great way to start the new season! reply
  7. RideTheLightning Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion MR F*CKING SLAVE! reply
  8. Diabeteth Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Oh dear, poor Kenny. This is like his worst nightmare. Poor, poor, Kenny! reply
  9. KennyMcCookie Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Kenny's woohoo to Tammy being a slut was totally expected. reply
  10. Michaeloptv Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Kenny looks pissed...

    Purity ring....poor thing!     reply
  11. triplemultiplex Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion The concert scene was just hilarious. The lyrics to the songs were so lame they were funny.

    Everyone's child-like ignorance of a BJ is priceless.     reply
  12. RideTheLightning Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion First Commerical: Alright, I'm loving this. It has a lot of the four boys hanging out with eachother like in the old days, it's portrayed the Jonas Brothers perfectly, the girl is a pretty cool character, it's funny, and MR. SLAVE IS BACK!!11ELEVENONE!11!

    Awesome.     reply
  13. Diabeteth Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Grey's Anatomy, ha! That made me laugh.

    Hey, look, the Boy's are T.P.ing a house. I thought Kyle was filled with horrible guilt last time they did that.     reply
  14. pdfsmail Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Mickey Mouse Kicks Arse!
    no literally lol
    That was hilarious     reply
  15. RideTheLightning Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion The... the Mickey Mouse scene was one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen. That was classic! reply
  16. buttersrule Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion this episode sucks so far. I hate the freaking Jonas Brothers and no parody of them is ever going to redeem how stupid they are.

    I really hate that this show lost its "south park" originality. now it's just making fun of everything. I'm trying to like the episode as I'm watching right now, but it's not funny anymore. I hope the season picks up with better episodes. This is a poor season opener so far.     reply
  17. RideTheLightning Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion "How do you like the Jonas Brother's hot white foam in your faces little girls?"

    It's official, this is my new favorite episode.     reply
  18. Michaeloptv Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion *under spell*

    M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!!!     reply
  19. triplemultiplex Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Act 2 has taken this episode into another dimension.

    First of all, they've set up a nice allegory between those purity rings and married people. (Hey let's watch Grey's Anatomy!)

    And we've also got a spot-on indictment of Disney that I can't help but laugh at. Especially, "the boss"!

    They are nailing this one.     reply
  20. Bloodbath 87 Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion I loved Mickey Mouse kicking the shit out of one of the Jonas bros. reply
  21. pdfsmail Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Wake up you prick
    Haha     reply
  22. Bloodbath 87 Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Haha, nice! Mickey has a chainsaw. reply
  23. pdfsmail Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion You make girls ginies tickle.... reply
  24. Bloodbath 87 Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Awesome ending! reply
  25. Michaeloptv Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    THEY KILLED KENNY!!

    HE DIED OF-SYPHILIS!     reply
  26. gtaca2005 Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Huh, Mickey is an Atheist, too? reply
  27. Diabeteth Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion AHHHHH I don't know whether to be happy or miserable! THEY KILLED KENNY!

    Anyway, it was funny until Mickey grew all huge... that I thought was just a little too far.

    But anyway, they managed to kill Kenny in a way that didn't ruin the episode. That's good! And I suppose that would be the way he would pick to die...     reply
  28. triplemultiplex Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Well done, guys. You knocked this one outta the park.
    Great ending and everything. After all, they killed Kenny. At least he died happy.

    And nice burn on Disney.     reply
  29. KennyMcCookie Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Yay! Kenny actually got a BJ....but died because of it. reply
  30. jeenyus720 Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion I thought the episode at the begining was ok but that last rant from micky mouse made the whole episode. I was laughing through the whole thing. Everything he said was true haha

    8/10     reply
  31. pdfsmail Re: *1301: The Ring* Post-Air Discussion Kenny did it he did it... he got a BJ and then he died again!!!!

    YAY!!

    Go KENNY!


    i thought the pissed off mickey was funny...would have been funnier if something popped him like a balloon when he was floating in the air...     reply
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