Episode Guide The Red Badge of Gayness

South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.

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The Red Badge of Gayness

Episode 314 (Original Air Date: Nov 24, 1999)

South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.

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  1. Play Clip 01:02

    Band Practice

    Season 3: The Red Badge of Gayness

    The boys practice for the Civil War reenactment.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Civil War Reenactment

  2. Play Clip 01:58

    General Cartman Lee

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    Cartman shows up to the reenactment dressed as General Lee.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Garrison, grandpa, Robert E. Lee, Civil War Reenactment, Jagerminz, Slavery

  3. Play Clip 01:24

    The Reenactment

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    Cartman messes up the reenactment.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, grandpa, Randy, Ned, Battle, Civil War Reenactment

  4. Play Clip 01:06

    For the Confederacy

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    The Confederates decide to go against tradition and win.

    Tags: Ned, Cartman, Garrison, Jimbo, Jagerminz, History

  5. Play Clip 00:58

    The South Wins

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    The Confederates win the reenactment.

    Tags: grandpa, Randy, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Jimbo, The South, Re-enactment, Officer Barbrady

  6. Play Clip 01:59

    Let's Take Topeka

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    The Confederates decide to take Topeka.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Randy, Garrison, Jimbo, Topeka, Jagerminz

  7. Play Clip 01:16

    Victory in Topeka

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    The Confederates go to Kansas and take Topeka.

    Tags: Randy, liquor store, Topeka, Kansas, Battle, Cartman, Jimbo, Kenny's Dad, Jagerminz

  8. Play Clip 01:10

    Fighting On

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    The Confederates move to take Missouri.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Butters, Cartman, Topeka, Missouri

  9. Play Clip 01:46

    The National Guard

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    The Confederates take their reenactment to Tennessee.

    Tags: News 4, Jimbo, Tennessee, Stan, Kyle, grandpa, Randy, Kenny, National Guard, Courtney Love, Kyle's dad, Jagerminz

  10. Play Clip 01:26

    Stan's Plan

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    Stan empties the Confederates' schnapps holdings.

    Tags: Kenny's Mom, Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, grandpa, Jimbo, Randy, Kenny's Dad, Garrison, Jagerminz, Fort Sumter

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