Episode Guide Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents.

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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Episode 315 (Original Air Date: Dec 1, 1999)

Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents.

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  1. Play Clip 02:06

    A Present From Deep Inside of You

    Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    An introduction to Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics.

    Tags: Mr. Hankey, Christmas, Poo, Santa Claus, Christmas Song, Song, reindeer, 10 Holiday Songs, Kids, Snowman, Postman

  2. Play Clip 03:16

    Hanukkah

    Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    Kyle tries to teach everyone about Hanukkah.

    Tags: Mr. Hankey, Hanukkah, Ike, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, kyle's mom, Gerald Broflovski, Sheila broflovski, Postman, Santa, reindeer, Courtney Cox

  3. Play Clip 03:24

    Hitler Sings

    Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    Satan and the gang sing about Christmas in Hell.

    Tags: Mr. Hankey, Hell, Satan, Christmas, Postman, Santa, reindeer, Christmas Tree, Jeffrey Dahmer, Genghis Kahn, Andy Dick, Hitler

  4. Play Clip 04:16

    Mackey of the Bells

    Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    Mr. Mackey sings "Carol of the Bells."

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Song, Christmas Song, bells, Carol of the Bells, ding-dong, chorus, multiply, WSBK News 2

  5. Play Clip 02:08

    Christmas Tree & Pie

    Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    Cartman sings a personalized version of "O Holy Night."

    Tags: Mr. Hankey, Jesus Christ, Cartman, Song, Birth of Jesus, O Holy Night, Pie, tree, thank you Jesus, camel

  6. Play Clip 02:19

    Merry F&*#ing Christmas

    Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.

    Tags: Mr. Hankey, Garrison, Song, Christmas, class, cultural, Merry Fucking Christmas, racist, international, India, Middle East, Japan, cake, Mr. Hat

  7. Play Clip 01:12

    Shut Up, Turds!

    Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    Shelly struggles through "I Saw Three Ships."

    Tags: Shelly, Stan, Kyle, I Saw Three Ships, retainer, lisp, News 2 WSBK, Star Wars

  8. Play Clip 03:37

    Santa and Jesus

    Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    Santa and Jesus do a number together.

    Tags: Mr. Hankey, Santa, Jesus Christ, Poo, Joy to the World, Away in the Manger, Super-fantastic, Rio, Duran Duran, Let it Snow

  9. Play Clip 02:08
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