Episode Guide Are you there, God? It's me, Jesus.
The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program. Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing. People are waiting outside of Jesus' home to see what kind of miracle he offers which ends up involving a comeback performance of a very old Rod Stewart and eventually an appearance by God.
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Are you there, God? It's me, Jesus.
Episode 316 (Original Air Date: Dec 29, 1999)
Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing. People are waiting outside of Jesus' home to see what kind of miracle he offers which ends up involving a comeback performance of a very old Rod Stewart and eventually an appearance by God.
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01:14
Cartman's Period
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Cartman is the first to get his period.
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02:06
Looking to Jesus
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.
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01:02
Buying Maxi Pads
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.
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01:40
Asking for Advice
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.
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01:21
Saying Their Prayers
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.
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01:35
Rod Stewart
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.
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02:28
Menstrual Cycle Song
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.
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01:52
Hormone Therapy
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Stan gets hormone pills from Dr. Mephesto.
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01:47
Death by Tampon
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.
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00:54
Stan's Got Boobs
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
Jesus hopes God shows up on New Year's Eve, while Stan gets boobs.
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01:48
New Year's Eve
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.
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02:56
God Shows Himself
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
God shows himself to the residents of South Park.
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1:28
Rod Stewart Sucks Balls
Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
It's the millennium concert for Y2K, and who better to bring in the New Year than Rod "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" Stewart. Unfortunately, he poops his pants.
