Episode Guide Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Episode 501 (Original Air Date: Jul 11, 2001)

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

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  1. Play Clip 02:13

    Gonna Put Her Down

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Cartman begs for his money back.

    Tags: Cartman, Scott Tenorman, storm, Pick-Up Truck, Grandma, sick, One hundred and six miles, tard, sixteen dollars

  2. Play Clip 02:11

    Radiohead Hates Scott Tenorman?

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Scott humiliates Cartman by showing a video of Cartman doing the piggy dance.

    Tags: Cartman, Scott Tenorman, Kenny, Radiohead, MTV, Interview, Thom Yorke, Kurt Loder, The Amazing Pube Boy, Piggy, Snout

  3. Play Clip 04:00

    Chili Con Carnival

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Chef, Scott Tenorman, Officer Barbrady, Radiohead, Thom Yorke, Licking Tears, Looney Tunes

  4. Play Clip 01:25

    My First Pubes

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Cartman brags about having pubic hair.

    Tags: Cartman, Tricycle, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Pubes, Scott Tenorman, Ten Dollars

  5. Play Clip 00:34

    Buyer Beware Dude

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Scott Tenorman refuses to refund Cartman.

    Tags: Scott Tenorman, Ninth Graders, Cartman, Pubes, return, Refund

  6. Play Clip 00:48

    Kris Kristofferson

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Cartman poses as an IRS agent to try and get his money back.

    Tags: Cartman, Scott Tenorman, IRS, Taxes, Pubes, Twenty dollars, Kris Kristofferson

  7. Play Clip 00:43

    We Don't Take Pubes

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Movie, Tickets, Buy, Pubes, racist, Asshole, Movie Theater Guy

  8. Play Clip 01:24

    The Fort Collins Pube Fair

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Cartman travels to Fort Collins to attend a fictitious pube fair.

    Tags: Cartman, Scott Tenorman, Courtney Love, Pube Fair, Fort Collins, Five Bucks a Hair, poonaner

  9. Play Clip 01:37

    The Kid Who Had His Weiner Bitten Of By A Pony

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Cartman tries to convince the boys and their friends to help him.

    Tags: Cartman, Meeting, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Clyde, Hannibal, Pony, Train, Bite Off, Wiener, Scott Tenorman

  10. Play Clip 00:57

    Oh, No Pony, He'll Like That

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.

    Tags: Cartman, Scarecrow, Pony, bite, Wiener, Uncle jimbo, Ned, Shoots, trespassers