Episode Guide Super Best Friends

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

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Super Best Friends

Episode 504 (Original Air Date: Jul 4, 2001)

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

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  1. Play Clip 00:35

    Super Best Friends

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Jesus calls Buddha and tells him to summon the Super Best Friends.

    Tags: Jesus, Stan, Religion, Super Best Friends, Buddha, airplane, Peanuts, Super Friends

  2. Play Clip 01:15

    Meeting the Super Best Friends

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Jesus introduces Stan to the rest of the Super Best Friends.

    Tags: Jesus, Stan, Religion, Buddha, Muhammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, Sea Man, David Blaine, Black Arts, Semen, Super Friends, Justice League of America

  3. Play Clip 02:53

    Giant Stone Assassination

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    The Super Best Friends defeat David Blaine by constructing a giant stone John Wilkes Booth.

    Tags: Jesus, Moses, Religion, Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, Snow Globe, Mohammed, Krishna, Lao Tzu, Joseph Smith, Buddha, Sea Man, Assassination, David Blaine, Space Ship, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Swallow, Super Best Friends, Scientology

  4. Play Clip 01:34

    Emancipating Lincoln

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    David Blaine animates the statue of Abraham Lincoln, which begins destroying Washington, D.C.

    Tags: David Blaine, Jesus, Super Best Friends, Religion, Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, Sea Man, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Abraham Lincoln, Cartman

  5. Play Clip 00:50

    Help From Moses

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    The Super Best Friends discuss their next move.

    Tags: Joseph Smith, Jesus, Muhammed, Moses, Lao Tzu, Krishna, Buddha, Sea Man, Stan, Religion, Tax-Exempt Status

  6. Play Clip 01:34

    David Blaine in South Park

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    David Blaine performs street magic in South Park.

    Tags: David Blaine, Card Trick, Magic, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Kenny, Ice Cream, Cartman, Jimbo, Workshop, Butters' Mom

  7. Play Clip 01:12

    David Blaine Workshop

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    The boys attend a Blainetology meeting.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, Butters, Miracles, Magic Tricks, Compound, David Blaine, Blainetology

  8. Play Clip 00:31

    Gefilte Fish Distraction

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Kyle asks his mom if he can go to David Blaine's Magic Camp.

    Tags: Ike, kyle's mom, Gefilte Fish, Kyle, David Blaine, Magic Camp, Religion

  9. Play Clip 01:27

    A Cleansing Haircut

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    The boys are "cleansed" at the Blainetologist Magic Camp.

    Tags: Magic Camp, cult, Butters, Haircut, Blainetology, Scientology, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Religion, Cleansed, Church, Teachings, Compound

  10. Play Clip 00:54

    Kyle's a Dumbass

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Stan tries to convince Kyle to leave the Blainetologists.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Religion, David Blaine, Blainetology, Scientology, Best Friend, cult

  11. Play Clip 01:09

    Spreading Blaine's Word

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Kyle and Cartman sell David Blaine tickets to an old woman.

    Tags: Kyle, Cartman, Jehovah's witness, David Blaine, Blainetology, Scientology, Catholic, jew, Religion, cult, Denver, Buddhist, Mormon

  12. Play Clip 00:32

    Intimidation Technique

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Kyle and Cartman ignore Stan when they seem him on the street.

    Tags: Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Bike, Black Car, Religion, Intimidation, Blainetology, cult

  13. Play Clip 01:04

    Divine Help

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Stan gets Jesus to help him defeat Blainetology.

    Tags: Stan, Jesus, Water, Wine, Miracle, Magic Tricks, cult, Denver, David Blaine

  14. Play Clip 02:07

    Jesus Gets Served

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Jesus tries to stop David Blaine by performing really lame miracles.

    Tags: Kyle, Cartman, David Blaine, Stan, Jesus, Blainetology, Tax-Exempt Status, False Prophet, Magic Tricks, Religion

  15. Play Clip 00:52

    Afterlife Plan

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Blaintology was refused tax-exempt status, so they are going to Washington for a mass suicide.

    Tags: Blainetology, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Kenny, Mass Suicide, Religion, Tax-Exempt Status, Afterlife, cult

  16. Play Clip 01:30

    Boy in the Plastic Bubble

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Cartman rats Kyle out when he tells him he wants to leave Blaintology.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Plastic Bubble, David Blaine, Pubes, Tattletale, Religion, Paula Poundstone, Nightmare, Blaintology

  17. Play Clip 00:53

    Reflecting Pool of Death

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    The Blainetologists begin their mass suicide in Washington, D.C.

    Tags: Washington D.C., David Blaine, Mass Suicide, Lincoln Memorial, White House, Cartman, Kyle, Religion, Tax-Exempt Status, Blaintology, That's My Bush, Plastic Bubble

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