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The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program. Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized. Go America! Go Broncos!

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Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Episode 509 (Original Air Date: Nov 7, 2001)

Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized. Go America! Go Broncos!

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  1. Play Clip 01:15

    Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.

    Tags: Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, gas masks, Butters, Small Pox, Anthrax, Officer Barbrady, The Thrax, Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors, whoppers

  2. Play Clip 01:00

    Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.

    Tags: gas masks, Lock, Afghanistan, Tweek, Ms. Choksondik, Cartman, Wendy, Towel heads, afghan people, send a dollar, sand monkeys, chocolate milk

  3. Play Clip 01:18

    Afghan South Park

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Afghanistan, Bombs, Afghan Versions, Basketball, Blows Up, Movie, Dollar

  4. Play Clip 02:15

    Big Brown Package From Afghanistan

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.

    Tags: American Flag, stan's mom, Newscast, Stan, randy marsh, CNN, Big Brown Package From Afghanistan, Military, Bomb Squad, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Tweek, Goat, Anthrax

  5. Play Clip 00:54

    Towelie Ban

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, Post Office, Mail, Towelie, Wanna Get High

  6. Play Clip 01:40

    Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.

    Tags: Military Base, General, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, soldiers, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Afghanistan

  7. Play Clip 00:56

    Oh God It Was Horrible

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.

    Tags: Afghanistan, Military Base, Plane, General, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, farts, vomit

  8. Play Clip 02:33

    This Like East Denver

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.

    Tags: Afghanistan, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, Flintstones, Flag Burning, Jawa, Sand People, Osama bin Laden

  9. Play Clip 01:16

    These People Are Insane

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.

    Tags: Afghanistan, Mountain, Cave, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, Taliban, Al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden

  10. Play Clip 01:14

    Terrorist Related Aids

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.

    Tags: CNN, Osama bin Laden, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, Stevie Nicks, Stan's Dad, Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban, randy marsh, Sharon Marsh

  11. Play Clip 01:12

    What's Up Bin Laden

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    Osama bin Laden tries to enjoy a nice, quiet birthday party with his Taliban friends when the American military breaks it up.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, birthday party, Military, Gunfight, Afghan Versions, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, pray, Sledgehammer, kiss, Osama bin Laden

  12. Play Clip 00:30

    Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    Kenny and his Afghan counterpart are killed by stray gunfire.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat

  13. Play Clip 00:42

    Tiny Ain't It

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    In a Looney Tunes parody, Cartman pulls down Osama bin Laden's pants to reveal his tiny penis.

    Tags: Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Looney Tunes, Osama bin Laden, Cartman, Small Penis

  14. Play Clip 00:26

    Buttholes

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The Afghan and American boys argue over who is a butthole.

    Tags: Gunfight, Kyle, Stan, Afghan Versions, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Taliban, Stevie Nicks, butt-holes

  15. Play Clip 00:52

    Bin Laden Loves A Camel

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    Osama bin Laden makes romantic passes at a camel.

    Tags: Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, Looney Tunes, Osama bin Laden, Cartman, In Drag, camel, kiss, Propose, Barbra Streisand

  16. Play Clip 01:10

    I've Got Stevie Nicks

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The U.S. military saves the goat, who they think is Stevie Nicks, and shoot Osama bin Laden.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Afghan Version, Civilization, Gunfight, Soldier, Goat, Stevie Nicks, Osama bin Laden, camel

  17. Play Clip 00:32

    We Still Hate You

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The Afghan boys go back to their lives.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman

  18. Play Clip 01:03

    Fleetwood Mac

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    Stevie Nicks performs and the boys head home.

    Tags: USO Show, General, soldiers, celebrity, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Goat, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, American Flag, Salute

  19. Play Clip 1:40

    She Looks Great

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    While trying to return their Afghani Goat to a military base, the boys get mixed up with Stevie Nicks.

    Tags: goat, Stevie Nicks, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, military, U.S. Military, Army

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