Episode Guide Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized. Go America! Go Broncos!

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Episode 509 (Original Air Date: Nov 7, 2001)

Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized. Go America! Go Broncos!

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  1. Play Clip 01:15

    Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.

    Tags: Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, gas masks, Butters, Small Pox, Anthrax, Officer Barbrady, The Thrax, Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors, whoppers

  2. Play Clip 01:00

    Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.

    Tags: gas masks, Lock, Afghanistan, Tweek, Ms. Choksondik, Cartman, Wendy, Towel heads, afghan people, send a dollar, sand monkeys, chocolate milk

  3. Play Clip 01:18

    Afghan South Park

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Afghanistan, Bombs, Afghan Versions, Basketball, Blows Up, Movie, Dollar

  4. Play Clip 02:15

    Big Brown Package From Afghanistan

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.

    Tags: American Flag, stan's mom, Newscast, Stan, randy marsh, CNN, Big Brown Package From Afghanistan, Military, Bomb Squad, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Tweek, Goat, Anthrax

  5. Play Clip 00:54

    Towelie Ban

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, Post Office, Mail, Towelie, Wanna Get High

  6. Play Clip 01:40

    Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.

    Tags: Military Base, General, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, soldiers, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Afghanistan

  7. Play Clip 00:56

    Oh God It Was Horrible

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.

    Tags: Afghanistan, Military Base, Plane, General, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, farts, vomit

  8. Play Clip 02:33

    This Like East Denver

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.

    Tags: Afghanistan, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, Flintstones, Flag Burning, Jawa, Sand People, Osama bin Laden

  9. Play Clip 01:16

    These People Are Insane

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.

    Tags: Afghanistan, Mountain, Cave, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, Taliban, Al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden

  10. Play Clip 01:14

    Terrorist Related Aids

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.

    Tags: CNN, Osama bin Laden, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, Stevie Nicks, Stan's Dad, Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban, randy marsh, Sharon Marsh