Episode Guide Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

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Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Episode 809 (Original Air Date: Nov 3, 2004)

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

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  1. Play Clip 02:31

    Wall-Mart Opens

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    South Park gets its first Wall-Mart.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Garrison, Sharon, Randy, Mrs. Broflovski, grandpa, Jimmy, Chef, Stark's Pond, Timecop, R-tard, Wal-Mart

  2. Play Clip 01:20

    All Are Welcome

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    Randy Marsh is awakened in the night by the lure of Wall-Mart's bargains.

    Tags: Shelly, Stan, grandpa, Randy, Sharon, Ramen, Bargains, Economics, Wal-Mart

  3. Play Clip 02:13

    Victims of Wall-Mart

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    South Park's Main Street can't compete with Wall-Mart's bargains.

    Tags: Violin, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Randy, Wal-Mart

  4. Play Clip 01:53

    It Can Hear You

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    The townspeople try to reason with the Wall-Mart Manager.

    Tags: Mr. Slave, Garrison, Chef, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Cartman, poop, Randy, Wal-Mart, Kyle's dad, Squirreled

  5. Play Clip 02:12

    No Self Control

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    The people of South Park burn Wall-Mart to the ground.

    Tags: Kumbaya, Randy, Sharon, Stan, Shelly, Garrison, Chef, Jimbo, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Wal-Mart, Song

  6. Play Clip 01:25

    Neighborhood Friend

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    The people of South Park decide to live with the Wall-Mart since it can't be destroyed.

    Tags: Kenny, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Randy, Bentonville, Arkansas, Wal-Mart

  7. Play Clip 01:15

    Agent of Wall-Mart

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    Cartman will never let his friends hurt the Wall-Mart.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Bentonville, Arkansas, Betray, Wal-Mart, knife

  8. Play Clip 02:09

    Find the Heart

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    The boys learn that destroying Wall-Mart will be a nearly impossible task.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Wal-Mart, Bentonville, Arkansas, Smoke, suicide, Gun, crap

  9. Play Clip 01:07

    Cartman's Betrayal

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall-Mart.

    Tags: Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Wal-Mart, knife, Fight, Betray

  10. Play Clip 03:48

    Wall-Mart Implodes

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    Kyle and Stan destroy the Wall-Mart.

    Tags: Kmart, Target, Wal-Mart, Kyle, Stan, grandpa, Randy, Kenny, Cartman, Chef, Mirror

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