Episode Guide Bloody Mary

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."

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Bloody Mary

Episode 914 (Original Air Date: Dec 7, 2005)

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."

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  1. Play Clip 01:30

    Anal Bleeding

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.

    Tags: News 4, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Father Harold Barnes, Virgin Mar, Ass, anus, Bleeding

  2. Play Clip 01:08

    Dad's Drunk

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan's Dad shows up drunk to drive the boys home from karate practice.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Ike, Kyle, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Lost, Karate, Beer

  3. Play Clip 02:10

    Randy's DUI.

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan's Dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Ike, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, DUI Police, Beer, Pee

  4. Play Clip 01:46

    A Big loser Like Stan's Dad

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan's Dad talks to Stan's class about drunk driving.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Garrison, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Drinking and Driving

  5. Play Clip 02:23
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    Daddy's Very Sick

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.

    Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Drunk, alcoholism, Wheelchair, Empty Bottles, Shaved Head

  7. Play Clip 01:22

    We're All Powerless

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.

    Tags: AA, Harry, Stan, Michael, disease, alcoholism, Alcoholics Anonymous, Meeting, cults

  8. Play Clip 00:59

    Anal Miracle

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.

    Tags: reporter, News 4, Virgin Mary, Cardinal Mallory, Vatican, Miracle, Bleeding, Ass, priest, statue

  9. Play Clip 00:47

    Divine Ass Blood

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.

    Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad

  10. Play Clip 01:16

    Butter Dirty, Line Cutter

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan's Dad tries to cut ahead of everyone in line to see the Virgin Mary.

    Tags: Randy, Stan's Dad, Stan, Drunk, Church, alcoholism, Josh Garret, Cure, Virgin Mary, elephantitis

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