Episode Guide
The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.
Season:
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Episode: 602
Jared has Aides
2002-03-06
As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain in "Jared Has Aides."
In Butters regimen to drop some pounds his parents ground him for getting lyposuction surgery. The plot thickens when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally "comes out" with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.
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Episode: 603
Asspen
2002-03-13
With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own
on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race
and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free
the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really
cares.
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Episode: 601
Freak Strike
2002-03-20
The kids learn that Talk Shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their show. They immediatly sign Butters up as a guest with a a strange deformity. With the help of some strategic physical enhancement, Butters is sure to beat out all the other freaks and win a prize. However, when there isn't enough of Butters' prize to go around Cartman makes a bid for his own guest spot with Maury when he talks him mom into joining him on the segment entitled, "Please Help My Out of Control Child"
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Episode: 605
Fun with Veal
2002-03-27
When the boys learn where veal comes from on a field trip to the local
slaughterhouse, they instantly turn into junior eco-terrorists (call Tom
Ridge!). After calf-napping all the future parmigiana meat in town, the
boys blockade themselves in Stan's bedroom, where Stan develops a
"genital" disease from his diet of fruits and vegetables. Maybe
tortured baby cow meat really does a body good.
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Episode: 604
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
2002-04-03
The boys will stop at nothing to watch the new Terrance and Phillip
movie trailer. Even if it means sitting through thirty minutes of
"Russell Crowe: Fightin' 'Round the World." Hey, at least it's not
"That 80's Show."
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Episode: 606
Professor Chaos
2002-04-10
Cartman, Kyle and Stan have been thinking long and hard about Butters' job as the replacement friend since dear sweet Kenny kicked the bucket. Unfortunately they feel that his attempts as nice as they are, well just plain suck so they decide to fire him! Butters' rejection causes him to uncover a deep dark part of him that he never knew existed, and plots to end the world with his new found mental illness as "Professor Chaos!"
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Episode: 607
The Simpsons Already Did It
2002-06-26
Professor Chaos (okay, it's just Butters) returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps
Cartman's "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate. Stan, Kyle, and new friend Tweek, costar. Kenny is still dead.
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Episode: 608
Red Hot Catholic Love
2002-07-03
"Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys" you say? Not on Priest Maxi's watch.
Even if it means traveling to the Vatican and enduring the real-life
challenges of a 4K video game, circa 1982. Oh, and Cartman craps out of
his mouth.
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Episode: 609
Free Hat
2002-07-10
The boys campaign to save movies from directors hellbent on "improving
them"; unfortunately, the townspeople are consumed with their own
campaign to free a convicted baby killer (don't ask). In true Hollywood
fashion, the hero you least expected, Tweek, emerges; and in true South
Park fashion, he fails miserably. Luckily, everything works out in the
end...sort of.
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Episode: 610
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
2002-07-17
After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman
gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys
go ape, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.
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Episode: 611
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
2002-07-24
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.
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Episode: 612
A Ladder to Heaven
2002-11-06
The boys have to find a way to reach Kenny before they lose their chance
at untold candy riches; and what better way to achieve this than a
ladder to heaven – because Kenny’s dead. Said ladder quickly becomes a
national sensation, leading to lame (redundant, I know) country songs
and the usual government intervention. Will the boys succeed? In a
word or two: sort of.
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Episode: 613
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
2002-11-13
The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed? What do you think? J.R.R. Tolkien must be spinning in his grave.
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Episode: 614
The Death Camp of Tolerance
2002-11-20
A loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison
desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys' 4th grade
teacher. Meanwhile, our little heroes get sent to the Deathcamp of
Intolerance for not tolerating Mr. Garrison's intolerable behavior (e.g.
sticking a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass). Lemmiwinks (the afore-mentioned
gerbil) guest-stars.
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Episode: 615
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
2002-11-27
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.
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Episode: 616
My Future Self n' Me
2002-12-04
When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.
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Episode: 617
Red Sleigh Down
2002-12-11
Once again, it's Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the "naughty" column. He has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.
Episode: 602 Jared has Aides 2002-03-06 As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain in "Jared Has Aides." In Butters regimen to drop some pounds his parents ground him for getting lyposuction surgery. The plot thickens when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally "comes out" with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.
Episode: 603 Asspen 2002-03-13 With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.
Episode: 601 Freak Strike 2002-03-20 The kids learn that Talk Shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their show. They immediatly sign Butters up as a guest with a a strange deformity. With the help of some strategic physical enhancement, Butters is sure to beat out all the other freaks and win a prize. However, when there isn't enough of Butters' prize to go around Cartman makes a bid for his own guest spot with Maury when he talks him mom into joining him on the segment entitled, "Please Help My Out of Control Child"
Episode: 605 Fun with Veal 2002-03-27 When the boys learn where veal comes from on a field trip to the local slaughterhouse, they instantly turn into junior eco-terrorists (call Tom Ridge!). After calf-napping all the future parmigiana meat in town, the boys blockade themselves in Stan's bedroom, where Stan develops a "genital" disease from his diet of fruits and vegetables. Maybe tortured baby cow meat really does a body good.
Episode: 604 The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer 2002-04-03 The boys will stop at nothing to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer. Even if it means sitting through thirty minutes of "Russell Crowe: Fightin' 'Round the World." Hey, at least it's not "That 80's Show."
Episode: 606 Professor Chaos 2002-04-10 Cartman, Kyle and Stan have been thinking long and hard about Butters' job as the replacement friend since dear sweet Kenny kicked the bucket. Unfortunately they feel that his attempts as nice as they are, well just plain suck so they decide to fire him! Butters' rejection causes him to uncover a deep dark part of him that he never knew existed, and plots to end the world with his new found mental illness as "Professor Chaos!"
Episode: 607 The Simpsons Already Did It 2002-06-26 Professor Chaos (okay, it's just Butters) returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman's "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate. Stan, Kyle, and new friend Tweek, costar. Kenny is still dead.
Episode: 608 Red Hot Catholic Love 2002-07-03 "Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys" you say? Not on Priest Maxi's watch. Even if it means traveling to the Vatican and enduring the real-life challenges of a 4K video game, circa 1982. Oh, and Cartman craps out of his mouth.
Episode: 609 Free Hat 2002-07-10 The boys campaign to save movies from directors hellbent on "improving them"; unfortunately, the townspeople are consumed with their own campaign to free a convicted baby killer (don't ask). In true Hollywood fashion, the hero you least expected, Tweek, emerges; and in true South Park fashion, he fails miserably. Luckily, everything works out in the end...sort of.
Episode: 610 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society 2002-07-17 After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.
Episode: 611 Child Abduction Is Not Funny 2002-07-24 In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.
Episode: 612 A Ladder to Heaven 2002-11-06 The boys have to find a way to reach Kenny before they lose their chance at untold candy riches; and what better way to achieve this than a ladder to heaven – because Kenny’s dead. Said ladder quickly becomes a national sensation, leading to lame (redundant, I know) country songs and the usual government intervention. Will the boys succeed? In a word or two: sort of.
Episode: 613 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers 2002-11-13 The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed? What do you think? J.R.R. Tolkien must be spinning in his grave.
Episode: 614 The Death Camp of Tolerance 2002-11-20 A loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys' 4th grade teacher. Meanwhile, our little heroes get sent to the Deathcamp of Intolerance for not tolerating Mr. Garrison's intolerable behavior (e.g. sticking a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass). Lemmiwinks (the afore-mentioned gerbil) guest-stars.
Episode: 615 The Biggest Douche in the Universe 2002-11-27 When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.
Episode: 616 My Future Self n' Me 2002-12-04 When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.
Episode: 617 Red Sleigh Down 2002-12-11 Once again, it's Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the "naughty" column. He has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.
